Horseshit!  All the freaks come out at night!!

My dog died
My old man flew the coop
And our trailer burned down
Cuz he left his tobacc-er smokin'

My deer anters fell of the gun rack
When I back my 4x4 into the corn silo behind the barn

I took my family for some grub to Bob Evans (down at the farm)
With the money I made cleanin' up cow shit at the RO-DAY-OH!!

The place was full of faggots, was full of freaks!
They made me so sick I couldn't eat my grits in peace
(Lord help me please!)