Sexual Dysfunction
-written by Jeremy Gloff
-appears on The Orange Songs (2004)
THE LYRICS:
Intro:
Silence the voices in my head
Silence the rumors being said
Don't judge someone or the things they do
Until you walked a mile in their dirty shoes
Thank you Mike Jacobi 1993
You said my skin felt gross
You said “get off of me”Mike said get off half way done
He turned to stone in front of me
Brian said he'd kill me if I told anybody
How was I to know any better
Small town 16?
I didn't realize
That's not the way sex is supposed to beMiss Debra still likes me
Even though she knows I'm gay
All these dead bodies showing up
I could have turned out that way
Maybe I can get married someday
If I say to myself that I'm okayChorus:
Now all I want to be loved by someone else
To cure my sexual dysfunction
I was taught at the age of seventeen
Sex is never clean it's just malfunction
The root of all my sexual dysfunctionI paid for sex when I was grossly lonely
Made a deal with Satan at the age of thirteen
Lucifer if I can fuck whoever I want
For life you've got a friend
Jeremy you better hope the devil's
Fictional pretend.Miles of skin I drowned in...
Outro:
Thanks to the class of '93
Wanna smash the face of anyone
Who's ever touched me
Feeling like a human urinal
I gave up my body
And only had a hole
But I better go to sleep
Tomorrow's a new day
I'm safe with my cats
And my legs not spread.