Il Programma Di Religione

(released in 2005 )

THE STORY:
One contribution for each pope through 2004, each lasting a maximum of 15 seconds. There are four contributions per track in order to fit all 265 submissions on one CD.

From the liner notes: “Each track written and recorded by the individual artists. Everything else by Shawn Knight.” And later: “It was cool, but never again!”

Features the Jeremy Gloff track “St Eugene (655-657)”. Since each song on the CD is 15 seconds, four songs were combined to form one CD track. In the following streaming audio, Jeremy Gloff’s track “St Eugene” begins at the 30 second mark.

TRACKLIST:
1.1 Mgiorio – St. Peter (32-67)
1.2 Goose – St. Linus (67-76)
1.3 Orange (11) – St. Anacletus (Cletus) (76-88)
1.4 Devouring Element, The – St. Clement I (88-97)
2.1 Scott Behnan – St. Evaristus (97-105)
2.2 Matt Borghi – St. Alexander I (105-115)
2.3 Unsong – St. Sixtus I (115-125)
2.4 Tuktsyplop – St. Telesphorus (125-136)
3.1 Au Bord dElle – St. Hyginus (136-140)
3.2 Sorel – St. Pius I (140-155)
3.3 Bran Flakes, The – St. Anicetus (155-166)
3.4 Dr. Combat – St. Soter (166-175)
4.1 Panicsville – St. Eleutherius (175-189)
4.2 Christopher DeLaurenti – St. Victor I (189-199)
4.3 Contradiction (3) – St. Zephyrinus (199-217)
4.4 Absorb – St. Callistus I (217-222)
5.1 Every Kid On Speed – St. Urban I (222-230)
5.2 Purusha – St. Pontain (230-235)
5.3 Twink (2) – St. Anterus (235-236)
5.4 Scabies Babies – St. Fabian (236-250)
6.1 Kevin Parish – St. Cornelius (251-253)
6.2 Meri von KleinSmid – St. Lucius I (253-254)
6.3 OK (4) – St. Stephen I (254-257)
6.4 Klangphobie – St. Sixtus II (257-258)
7.1 Deathsitcom – St. Dionysius (260-268)
7.2 Sons of the 3D – St. Felix I (269-274)
7.3 DJ Paedofile – St. Eutychian (275-283)
7.4 Jima – St. Caius (283-296)
8.1 Vladimir Rasate – St. Marcellinus (296-304)
8.2 Jörg Piringer – St. Marcellus I (308-309)
8.3 Assjack – St. Eusebius (309-310)
8.4 High On Pope – St. Militiades (311-314)
9.1 Tommy The Rabbit Dissector – St. Sylvester I (314-335)
9.2 Shit Orange Horsey – St. Marcus (336)
9.3 Matthew Davey – St. Julius I (337-352)
9.4 Bob Lennon – Liberius (352-366)
10.1 Jason Lewandowski – St. Damasus I (336-383)
10.2 Ivan Bachev – St. Siricius (384-399)
10.3 Pine Tree State Mind Control – St. Anastasius I (399-401)
10.4 Anaphylaxis – St. Innocent I (401-417)
11.1 M-sli©k Da NinjA – St. Zosimus (417-418)
11.2 Belltone Suicide – St. Boniface (418-422)
11.3 Polar (5) – St. Celestine I (422-432)
11.4 Residential Tetanus – St. Sixtus III (432-440)
12.1 Fragment King – St. Leo I (The Great) (440-461)
12.2 Neuken Doe Je Zo – St. Hilarius (461-468)
12.3 Radioactive Prostitute – St. Simplicius (168-483)
12.4 November Story, The – St. Felix III (II) (526-530)
13.1 Cosmic Locksmith – St. Gelasius I (492-496)
13.2 Hungry Housewives, The – Anastasius II (496-498)
13.3 Myron McMillin (Live At The Acropolis) – St. Symmachus (498-514)
13.4 Carsick – St. Hormisdas (514-523)
14.1 Fognode – St. John I (523-526)
14.2 Haldous – St. Felix IV (III) (526-530)
14.3 Wally Pear – Boniface II (530-532)
14.4 Hands Free Vigilantes – John II (533-535)
15.1 Domepiece – St. Agapetus I (535-536)
15.2 Destructo (2) – St. Silverius (536-537)
15.3 Efm – Vigilius (537-555)
15.4 Betafish – Pelagius I (556-561)
16.1 W@ – John III (561-574)
16.2 Stationary Object – Benedict I (575-579)
16.3 J. Patrick Smith – Pelagius II (579-590)
16.4 M.A.N. (3) – St. Gregory I (The Great) (590-604)
17.1 Ryan Enderle – Sabinian (601-606)
17.2 Yip Yop – Boniface III (607)
17.3 Pissed Carpet – St. Boniface IV (608-615)
17.4 Empathy – St. Deusdedit (Adeodatus I) (615-618)
18.1 Siokaos – Boniface V (619-625)
18.2 Prejudgemental Sacrifice – Honorius I (625-638)
18.3 Thrill Racer – Severinus (640)
18.4 A.B. (6) – John IV (640-642)
19.1 Thumpermonkey – Theodore I (642-649)
19.2 When I Know You Will Too – St. Martin I (649-655)
19.3 Jeremy Gloff – St. Eugene I (655-657)
19.4 Lance Grabmiller – St. Vitalian (657-672)
20.1 Ress – Adeodatus (II) (672-676)
20.2 Megazane Zaru – Donus (676-678)
20.3 Happiness (2) – St. Agatho (678-681)
20.4 Casey Paquet – St. Leo II (682-683)
21.1 D.I.H. – St. Benedict II (684-685)
21.2 Sleeplessness – John V (685-686)
21.3 Panoptic (2) – Conon (686-687)
21.4 Tomoroh Hidari – St. Sergius I (687-701)
22.1 Hardcore Annie – John VI (701-705)
22.2 Bitstream (2) – John VII (705-707)
22.3 Red Red Turnpike – Sisinnius (708)
22.4 Stolen Light – Constantine (708-715)
23.1 Maurice Depestre – St. Gregory II (715-731)
23.2 Krack (We Are Not Rock) – St. Gregory III (731-741)
23.3 Pain Research Center – St. Zachary (741-752)
23.4 ODRZ – Stephen II (752)
24.1 Horse Without A Face, The – Stephen III (752-757)
24.2 Chapman Liberation Army – St. Paul I (757-767)
24.3 Anant The Mad Cap – Stephen IV (767-772)
24.4 Myblindeyes – Adrian I (772-795)
25.1 Jimmy Quick – St. Leo III (795-816)
25.2 Frederick E. Slidepole & The Bugs Who Took Over The World – Stephen V (816-817)
25.3 Joshua Wentz – St. Paschal I (817-824)
25.4 Hyacinth Bobo – Eugene II (824-827)
26.1 Eastsoul – Valentine (827)
26.2 Luther Blissett Project vs. L. Ron Hubbard – Gregory IV (827-844)
26.3 Gina 79 – Sergius II (844-847)
26.4 Toxic Pliers – St. Leo IV (847-855)
27.1 Skoweyajeed – Benedict III (855-858)
27.2 Beds For Sleeping Kites – St. Nicholas I (The Great) (858-867)
27.3 Brad Sucks – Adrian II (867-872)
27.4 Brady Experiments, The – John VIII
28.1 Green Andy – Marinus I (882-884)
28.2 Siemers – St. Adrian III (884-885)
28.3 Freek Kinkelaar – Stephen VI (885-891)
28.4 Anki Miyamoto – Formosus (891-896)
29.1 Bil McKim – Boniface VI (896)
29.2 WetFloor – Stephen VII (896-897)
29.3 Parker Paul – Romanus (897)
29.4 Sinus Cavity – Theodore II (897)
30.1 World’s Greatest Dad – John IX (898-900)
30.2 Fallopian Tubas – Benedict IV (900-903)
30.3 Subspace – Leo V (903)
30.4 JSL (2) – Sergius III (904-911)
31.1 Smush – Anastasius III (911-913)
31.2 Crystal Brandt – Lando (913-914)
31.3 Dirty Old Men – John X (914-928)
31.4 One Eyed Bishops, The – Leo VI (928)
32.1 FlightTube – Stephen VIII (929-931)
32.2 Osger Cricketers – John XI (931-935)
32.3 Blango – Leo VII (936-939)
32.4 Chaos Through Programming – Stephen IX (939-942)
33.1 Bic Boy – Marinus II (942-946)
33.2 Favorite (2) – Agapetus II (946-955)
33.3 Aaron Stilley – John XII (955-963)
33.4 Tilted Eardrum – Leo VIII (963-964)
34.1 Michael G. Breece – Benedict V (964)
34.2 Jose Banuelos – John XIII (965-972)
34.3 Nemo Retablo – Benedict VI (973-974)
34.4 Stevie Hayes – Benedict VI (974-983)
35.1 69 Cent – John XIV (983-984)
35.2 Bill Horist – John XV (985-996)
35.3 Annihilated – Gregory V (996-999)
35.4 Spatula – Sylvester II (999-1003)
36.1 Arizona Quints, The – John XVII (1003)
36.2 Caroline M. Mason – John XVIII (1003-1009)
36.3 Mexicans – Sergius IV (1009-1012)
36.4 Lämant – Benedict VIII (1012-1024)
37.1 Brendan Kuras – John XIX (1024-1032)
37.2 Spitkicka – Benedict IX (1032-1045)
37.3 Steven Miller (3) – Sylvester III (1045)
37.4 I Love You (2) – Benedict IX (1045)
38.1 ????? – Gregory VI (1045-1046)
38.2 Satan’s Scrotum – Clement II (1046-1047)
38.3 Walk/Don’t Walk – Benedict IX (1047-1048)
38.4 Intonarumors – Damasus II (1048)
39.1 Kerubim’duul – St. Leo IX (1049-1054)
39.2 Traumwaffe – Victor II (1055-1057)
39.3 Attraktiv & Preiswert – Stephen X (1057-1058)
39.4 DJ EE & MC D – Nicholas II (1058-1061)
40.1 D:U:R – Alexander II (1061-1073)
40.2 Dream Weapon – St. Gregory VII (1073-1085)
40.3 Herr Rommel – Blessed Victor III (1086-1087)
40.4 Lenin/McCarthy vs. La Maisch – Blessed Urban II (1088-1099)
41.1 Kalaturru – Paschal II (1099-1118)
41.2 PWW – Gelasius II (1118-1119)
41.3 Blood Club – Callistus II (1119-1124)
41.4 Sludgephone – Honorius II (1124-1130)
42.1 Sergio Van Lukenstein – Innocent II (1130-1143)
42.2 Signal Bleed – Celestine II (1143-1144)
42.3 Dowcet – Lucius II (1144-1145)
42.4 Used For Comparison – Blessed Eugene III (1145-1153)
43.1 Deucalion – Anastasius IV (1153-1154)
43.2 Norm Scott And The Robot! Project – Adrian IV (1154-1159)
43.3 HAPAX (2) – Alexander III (1159-1181)
43.4 Guignol Dangereux – Lucius III (1181-1185)
44.1 Sound_00 – Urban III (1185-1187)
44.2 Segma – Gregory VIII (1187)
44.3 Paradise Lust – Clement III (1187-1191)
44.4 Syd Barrett’s Privateers – Celestine III (1191-1198)
45.1 Martinibomb – Innocent III (1198-1216)
45.2 ! ((0rkza1* – Honorius III (1216-1227)
45.3 Fred Yarm – Gregory IX (1227-1241)
45.4 Koff Koff – Celestine IV (1241)
46.1 Pichismo – Innocent IV (1243-1254)
46.2 Gates, The – Alexander IV (1254-1261)
46.3 Every Kid On Acid – Urban IV (1261-1264)
46.4 Lolly Pope, The – Clement IV (1265-1268)
47.1 Little Timmy – Blessed Gregory X (1271-1276)
47.2 Tyler Hoyt ESQ – Blessed Innocent V (1276)
47.3 Microscope – Adrian V (1276)
47.4 Tapebox – John XXI (1276-1277)
48.1 Granny Panty Network – Nicholas III (1277-1280)
48.2 Bill Bonds Baggins – Martin IV (1281-1285)
48.3 Trumans, The – Honorius IV (1285-1287)
48.4 Andrew Duke – Nicholas IV (1288-1292)
49.1 Inhibitionists, The* – St. Celestine V (1294)
49.2 Harbour Master – Boniface VIII (1294-1303)
49.3 Unitedkronos – Blessed Benedict XI (1303-1304)
49.4 D1s111us1on – Clement V (1305-1314)
50.1 Origami Klassika – John XXII (1316-1334)
50.2 Scullfaced Moon – Benedict XII (1334-1342)
50.3 Someone-Or-Other Centralisation (Or How Governments Work) – Clement VI (1342-1352)
50.4 Son Of Men, The – Innocent VI (1352-1362)
51.1 Didactic Zeugma – Blessed Urban V (1362-1370)
51.2 Damon A. Dawson – Gregory XI (1370-1378)
51.3 Subcutanea Isicia Omentata – Urban VI (1378-1389)
51.4 RDW (2) – Bonniface IX (1389-1404)
52.1 Alberto Guedea – Innocent VII (1406)
52.2 Sorpoidar – Gregory XII (1406-1415)
52.3 Kaleb (2) – (Martin V (1417-1431)
52.4 Weapons Of Mass Consumption – Eugene IV (1431-1447)
53.1 Scalar (2) – Nicholas V (1447-1455)
53.2 Bonchi – Callistus III (1455-1458)
53.3 Eternal Golden Void – Pius II (1458-1464)
53.4 ePop – Paul II (1464-1471)
54.1 Virgins Live, Sluts Die – Sixtus IV (1471-1484)
54.2 Albrecht/D. – Innocent VIII (1484-1492)
54.3 Gordon B. Isnor – Alexander VI (1492-1503)
54.4 Pak (2) – Pius III (1503)
55.1 Art.Ist.La.Maisch – Julius II (1503-1513)
55.2 33mm – Leo X (1513-1521)
55.3 Klänguru` – Adrian VI (1522-1523)
55.4 Popeye Ramone – Clement VII (1523-1534)
56.1 Innocent Bystander, The – Paul III (1531-1549)
56.2 Dry Heeves, The – Julius III (1550-1555)
56.3 Brian Hunter – Marcellus II (1555)
56.4 Chefkirk – Paul IV (1555-1559)
57.1 Broken Bird – Pius IV (1559-1565)
57.2 Blueprint (7) – St. Pius V (1566-1572)
57.3 Fashion Flesh – Gregory VIII (1572-1585)
57.4 Johnny U And The Universe – Sixtus V (1585-1590)
58.1 Solar Pang – Urban VII (1590)
58.2 Krischke Thunderbyrd – Gregory XIV (1590-1591)
58.3 T.E.M.P. – Innocent IX (1591)
58.4 Not Thee Pinkees Again… – Clement VIII (1592-1605)
59.1 Shy Demon – Leo XI (1605)
59.2 Outsider, The (3) – Paul V (1605-1621)
59.3 Joe Ohler, Jr. – Gregory XV (1621-1623)
59.4 Rib, The – Urban VIII (1623-1644)
60.1 Partyman – Innocent X (1644-1655)
60.2 IIM8E – Alexander VII (1655-1667)
60.3 Acrolein – Clement IX (1667-1669)
60.4 Jeremy Owen Turner – Clement X (1670-1676)
61.1 Schrecklein – Blessed Innocent XI (1676-1689)
61.2 Tin.FR. – Alexander VIII (1689-1691)
61.3 Makkafroi – Innocent XII (1691-1700)
61.4 Van Daale – Clement XI (1700-1721)
62.1 Wisterlax – Innocent XIII (1721-1724)
62.2 Steve O’Sullivan (2) – Benedict XIII (1724-1730)
62.3 TIB* – Clement XII (1730-1740)
62.4 Xtine – Benedict XIV (1740-1758)
63.1 Okapi* – Clement XIII (1758-1769)
63.2 Baby Busters #1 – Clement XIV (1769-1774)
63.3 staplerfahrer – Pius VI (1775-1799)
63.4 Foreign Correspondent – Pius VII (1800-1823)
64.1 Phlegethonyarre – Leo XII (1823-1829)
64.2 Amanita Disco – Pius VIII (1829-1830)
64.3 Goslings, The – Gregory XVI (1831-1846)
64.4 Sick To The Back Teeth – Blessed Pius IX (1846-1878)
65.1 Ernest Coli – Leo XIII (1878-1903)
65.2 New Sound Of My Bossa Nova, The – St. Pius X (1903-1914)
65.3 Andrew Liles – Benedict XV (1914-1922)
65.4 Tigron – Pius XI (1922-1939)
66.1 Frankie And The S.E.M.M. – Pius XII (1939-1958)
66.2 Alejandro Remeseiro – Blessed John XXIII (1958-1963)
66.3 Kevin Mahler – Paul VI (1963-1978)
66.4 Enterprise Cape Breton – John Paul I (1978)
67.1 Edward Coli – John Paul II (1978-2004)L’Accuse