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-written by Kristen Matteson, J. Gloff, and S. Martian
-appears on J-Glo and Sassy: Valentine (2002)
-appears on Valentine – 10 Year Anniversary Edition (2012)

In Brooklyn ‘cross the bridge into the city
I saw the big ass but only itty-bitty titty
In Queens with the ghetto slang
I ain’t seen no sister with the big old bang
West coast…with all the earthquakes
I ain’t seen no biscuit shakes
If you don’t know you better not ask
I like the biscuits better than the ass

Tampa likes the biscuits better than the ass
L.A. likes the biscuits better than the ass
New York likes the biscuits better than the ass
Seattle likes the biscuits better than the ass

Whip up the bizquick all night long
Don’t waste your time with no thong
I knew Mix-A-Lot was wrong
When I saw the D cup shake all night long
Put ’em in the oven rise ’em up quick
A.T.L.’s got the biscuits down at Freaknick
If you don’t know you better not ask
I like the biscuits better than the ass

Boise likes the biscuits better than the ass
Orlando likes the biscuits better than the ass
Boston likes the biscuits better than the ass
Pittsburgh likes the biscuits better than the ass

Bridge:
All my girls you better flash the biscuits
Lift your shirts sisters c’mon get with it
All my girls you better flash the biscuits
Lift your shirts and then the boys will hit it

Bother with one ass?!
Biscuits come in two!
Fresh out the oven got butter for you
I wanna see if you wanna show
Rocking da party with J GLO!!!
In silicone valley riding up hills
This is the way a brotha gets his thrills
If you don’t know you better not ask
I like the biscuits better than the ass

Albq. likes the biscuits better than the ass
Buffalo likes the biscuits better than the ass
Chicago likes the biscuits better than the ass
Jeremy Gloff likes the biscuits better than the ass
Repeat bridge