I'd Rather Be Alone
-written by Jeremy Gloff
-appears on The Orange Songs (2004)
THE LYRICS:
All my days of shit talk
That was insecurities – the old me
I don't want to hear about your boyfriend
Or your co-dependencies
No thank you
I'd rather be alone
I'd rather spend my time aloneSee the boys all fighting
Small dicks- big testosterone
And beards fully grown
Embarrassed to watch 'em rationalizing
Like redneck eight year olds
No thank you
I'd rather be alone Thursday night
I'd rather hang out alone Saturday nightChorus:
Feeling lonely tonight
Looking for a savior in the monitor light
Get me off this machine
Before this machine
Sucks my life awayI never ate meat in front of certain friends
I wanted them to like me
I wanted them to accept me
I'd almost rather eat my own puke
Than suffer through another grilled cheese
Because of my insecurities
My constant need to please everyone
I'd rather eat alone