JEREMY GLOFF:
CYNICAL AND SOUTHERN
An op-ed/variety column written 2010-2012

originally appeared on "The New Gay"

I Take No Pride In Being Gay (April 5th 2010)
Gaga Claims To Have Written Generation's Anthem (April 12th 2010)
Do Gay Boys Idolize Anyone With A Weiner? (April 19th 2010)
I'd Hate To Be Black On Adam4Adam (April 26th 2010)
C'mon I Know I'm Not THAT Good Of A Fuck (May 3rd 2010)
Crystal Waters: Gypsy Woman And Prophet (May 10th 2010)
Is "I'm Every Woman" The "Freebird" Of Drag Queens? (May 17th 2010)
Walking Eight Hours In The Footsteps Of Grace Jones (May 24th 2010)
Getting Ignored The Day After Sex (May 31st 2010)
R.I.P. Carrie Bradshaw (June 7th 2010)
Steve Poltz And Why His Show Didn't Suck (June 15th 2010)
Tampa, Do We Need To Break Up? (June 23rd 2010)
Let's Retire The Word Slut (June 28th 2010)
The Golden Girls: And Then There Was One (July 6th 2010)
The First Time I Saw A Gay Punk Boy (July 12th 2010)
I Have Man Boobs And They're Ruining My Life (July 19th 2010)
Why Do Gay Men Call Each Other Girl? (July 26th 2010)
Who Are We Once We've Outgrown Pop Culture? (August 2nd 2010)
Why Do I Text Assholes After Midnight? (August 9th 2010)
The Boy I Once Loved Is Homeless And HIV Positive (August 16th 2010)
Why Am I Not Attracted To Black Men? (August 23rd 2010)
Removing The Straight Boy From My Life (August 30th 2010)
Barebacking: Are You Stupid? (September 6th 2010)
The Apartment Fire That United My Neighborhood (September 13th 2010)
An Interview With Michael Alig (September 20th 2010)
Rick Rolling Christians That Hate Gay People (September 27th 2010)
Jeremy Gloff Says It Gets Better (October 1st 2010)
Why Don't My Gay Friends Defend Their Rights Like They Do Gaga? (October 4th 2010)
To NY Or Not To NY? (October 18th 2010)
Could Tommy Give Up His Gay Chat Sites For Love? (October 25th 2010)
As A Gay Musician I Feel Pressure To Be "Glam" (November 1st 2010)
Not Drinking Destroys My Gay Love Life (November 8th 2010)
Trans: The Forbidden Topic (November 15th 2010)
Rescued By An Owl Collection (November 22nd 2010)
What The Hell Is A Bubble Butt? (November 29th 2010)
The Ghosts Of Sexual Past & If It Matters (December 6th 2010)
Worst Shows Of 2010: Brandon Hilton And Foxy Shazam (December 13th 2010)
Suicide - How Has It Affected Your Life? (December 20th 2010)
Being Called Ugly Always Sucks (December 28th 2010)
Teena Marie: A Tribute To One Of My Heroes (January 5th 2011)
Does Turning 36 Mean "Death" In Gay Years (January 10th 2011)
950 Albums That Made A Difference In My Life (January 24th 2011)
Staph Infections And Why They Suck (February 1st 2011)
The Endless Cycle Of Creating And Deleting My A4A (February 7th 2011)
Top Ten Heartbreaking Love Songs (February 14th 2011)
Why Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" Is A Collosal Failure (February 21st 2011)

originally appeared on "The New Gay" and "The Daily Loaf"

At 18, I Thought There Was A Cure For Gay (May 16th 2011)
An Overview Of Stevie Nicks' Seven Albums (May 23rd 2011)
Fisting, A True Dealbreaker (May 26th 2011)
Josie Cotton & Jeremy Gloff: The New Gay Interview (May 31st 2011)
I'll Never Sext Again! (June 6th 2011)
The Struggle To Manage Family Depression (June 13th 2011)
The Harm In Cruising Online (June 16th 2011)
Realizing My Step-Father Was Really My Father (June 20th 2011)
"Radical" People Can Be So Damn Generic (June 24th 2011)
Paying To See A Straight Guy Naked (June 27th 2011)
NY's Gay Marriage Law And My New Sense Of Validation (June 28th 2011)
Michael Alago Interview (July 5th 2011)
Who Should Madonna Work With On New Album? (July 6th 2011)
Finding Caylee's Crime Scene At 3AM (July 11th 2011)
Hey Hipster, There's More Than Just White Culture Out There (July 18th 2011)
What If My First Sexual Experience Had Been Positive? (July 21st 2011)
Why Are Some Gays So Proud Of Being Bitchy? (July 25th 2011)
I Was Bullied By A Drag Queen At St. Pete Pride (July 28th 2011)
Dyke Dollars And My First Experience With Queer Activism (August 1st 2011)
Does My Gaydolescence Ever Have To End? (August 4th 2011)
Don't Show All Your Crazy Flaws On The First Date (August 8th 2011)
I Use My Cell Phone More To Avoid People Than To Talk To Them (August 11th 2011)
I Desperately Want To Be Loved (August 15th 2011)
Our Queer Voices United And Rocked Easton Mountain (August 18th 2011)
Don't Share Your Music With Me On The First Date (August 22nd 2011)

originally appeared on "The Daily Loaf"


Are Gay Men Required To Wear Diesel Underwear? (October 11th, 2011)
Two Gay Boys Making Out In A Restaurant (October 18th, 2011)
What If I'm Not Gay, But Bisexual? (October 24th, 2011)
Why Gay Men Should Love The Vagina (November 2nd, 2011)
Still Not Comfortable With The Word "Gay" (November 7th, 2011)
Sometimes I Can't Stand Drag Queens (November 14th, 2011)
The Penis Pic That Ended A Friendship (November 23rd, 2011)
Since I'm "Privileged" Am I Allowed To Have An Opinion? (November 30th, 2011)
As A Gay Guy I Should Stereotype Less (December 7th, 2011)
The Time My Co-Workers Thought I Was HIV Positive (December 14th, 2011)
Me, Courtney Love, And The Four Seasons (December 21st, 2011)

originally appeared on JeremyGloff.com

Gay Boy In The "Ghetto" (January 5th, 2012)
No Man Is Ever Good Enough For Me (January 9th, 2012)
The Sweaty Penis That Ruined My New Year (January 10th, 2012)
Nancy Drew Is The Coolest Chick Ever (January 11th, 2012)
Being Bald Kinda Sucks (January 12th, 2012)
Political Correctness Can Be So Exhausting (January 13th, 2012)
Are Gay People Terrified Of Healthy Relationships? (January 14th, 2012)
Tweeting Has Robbed Celebrities Of Their Mystery (January 15th, 2012)
To Sleep Naked Or Not To Sleep Naked (January 16th, 2012)
Clubs Are The Crust Of Existence (January 17th, 2012)
Porn - How Much Do You Rely On It? (January 18th, 2012)
The Stories Behind THIS (January 19th, 2012)
It's Harder To Make New Friends In Your Thirties (January 20th, 2012)
Have We Gotten Too Independent? (January 21st, 2012)
Jeremy Gloff's Best And Worst Of Tampa (January 22nd, 2012)
For Those Who Abuse Food Service Workers (January 23rd, 2012)
You Can't Turn All Straight Men Gay (January 24th, 2012)
Are We Really Born This Way? (January 25th, 2012)
To Shave Or Not To Shave? (January 26th, 2012)
A Message For Anyone Who Is Depressed (January 27th, 2012)
You Aren't Sexy - You're Gross (January 28th, 2012)
The Mirror Is Not Our Friend (January 29th, 2012)
Five Women That Changed My Life (January 30th, 2012)
I'm The Friend That Didn't Love Children (January 31st, 2012)
Do We Still View Drag Queens As Celebrities? (February 1st, 2012)
The Straight Girl And The Gay Porn Star (February 2nd, 2012)
What's This Obsession With Masculinity? (February 3rd, 2012)
Lesbians And Gay Men Need To Get Along (February 4th, 2012)
Sometimes Being Gay Is Embarrassing (February 5th, 2012)
My Best Friend Is Flirting With My Trick And I'm Livid (February 6th, 2012)
Just How Eccentric Is Queercentric? (February 7th, 2012)

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