-written by Jeremy Gloff
-appears on Still Feel It (1994)
THE STORY:
When the straight boy didn’t love me back his girlfriend became my scapegoat. She was a nice girl. She didn’t deserve this.
THE LYRICS:
Have you ever tried fucking a GreenPeace girl?
She got her mind on the ozone and her mouth on your squirrel
Do you wanna give that vegetarian your meat
She saving the dolphins smelling like the tuna fleet
Chorus:
She loves Henry Rollins
She’s got the bumper sticker on her car
She listens to Fugazi…
Does her dyke haircut make her politically correct?
Do her Merry-Go-Round sandals make your Walden Woods erect?
V.W. full of stickers saying “save the earth”
She’s so motherfuckin’ ugly she should have died at birth
Repeat Chorus
She could play me some Breeders on her radio show
Or read poetry at coffeehouse Cappuccino
Now would a liberated female dress like she’s a whore?
Take your PC ass overseas and join the Peace Corps bitch!
Repeat Chorus
She loves Henry Rollins
She’s got fan club information in her car
If she asks me “Do you like Fugazi?”
I say “No bitch, I like Pat Benetar.”
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