Blow Up Your Hotel
-written by Jeremy Gloff 

-appears on The Orange Songs (2004)




THE LYRICS:

The buser at my job said $100 I could have him
I talked him down to fifty, and honey I did
Got Jonny the week before the same exact way
Should've stuck to collecting stamps

So what what what should I do now
Should I do now?
Hide out hide out 'cause their acting like a swines?
Gotta laugh laugh laugh cause
we've all had our rough days
I'm here to fess up to mine.


Poor David Gonzolaz that boy makes me psycho
My behavior akin to a rat on cocaine
Obsessive, compulsive, dishonest, deceitful
Friendly words to describe my behavior
At its worst

So what what what should I do
Should now I do now?
Wanting so badly to befriend him again
I'm gonna run run run this is nothing but trouble!
So hot that my logic goes cold.

And there's boys in the shower
Golf courses at odd hours
Boys mostly dumber than dog shit on my shoes
I see your girlfriend – your lack of reception

You won't see me online anymore.

The buser at my job said $50 I could blow him
It was either write down this song
Or blow up his hotel.

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