Bill I Will
-written by Jeremy Gloff 
-appears on Romantico (2003)




THE STORY:
A cute song tacked on to the end of the album after two minutes of silence.  There really was a Bill and there really was a Mike. 

THE LYRICS:

I think we should fall in love
Engagement rings and all that stuff
To bleach your laundry would be a thrill
Oh Bill...I will!

Cliches like candy and flowers
Snacking in the late night hours
You share your heart and I'll share my bike
Oh Mike it's you I like

Everyone's getting crushed by crushes these days
I pretend you're my lover and you're barely even my friend
But if the world's at war I feel safest with you in my room
It's only you who makes me go mmmm hmmmm!!

Paint the kitchen blue paint the bedroom white
Talk nonsense after a sleepless night
Hey there cupid it's Jeremy
Point that fucker straight at me!

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