Bill I Will
-written by Jeremy Gloff
-appears on Romantico (2003)
THE STORY:
A cute song tacked on to the end of the album after two minutes of silence. There really was a Bill and there really was a Mike.
THE LYRICS:I think we should fall in love
Engagement rings and all that stuff
To bleach your laundry would be a thrill
Oh Bill...I will!Cliches like candy and flowers
Snacking in the late night hours
You share your heart and I'll share my bike
Oh Mike it's you I likeEveryone's getting crushed by crushes these days
I pretend you're my lover and you're barely even my friend
But if the world's at war I feel safest with you in my room
It's only you who makes me go mmmm hmmmm!!
Paint the kitchen blue paint the bedroom white
Talk nonsense after a sleepless night
Hey there cupid it's Jeremy
Point that fucker straight at me!