Bar Scenario
-written
by Jeremy Gloff
-appears on Below The Velvet (1996)
THE LYRICS:-appears on Below The Velvet
THE LYRICS:-appears on Below The Velvet
-written by Jeremy Gloff
-appears on Below The Velvet (1996)
THE LYRICS:-appears on Below The Velvet
I
walk into the bar
And an eagle swarms at me
I turn into an object
A possibility
If you are attractive you are so fun to eat
My heart’s been to the butcher
But my body’s not your fresh meat
I
notice the DJ
But he is too cool for me
He’s too busy vogueing
To Mariah Carey
I wrote him a letter
But the boy, he did not call
Do I wear my pants too big?
No!
His brain is too small.
Chorus:
Oh…I let him go
Oh…bar scenario
Where they make toys out of boys
Some
fat guy with a ponytail
Was mocking how I dance
Notice the world trade center
Operating from his pants
Some ferry with a vest on
Almost met my fist
But the boy he was spineless
And light in the wrist.
Repeat Chorus
So
I blew off the strangers
They all called me a little bitch
But they all misread me
Cause I am the biggest bitch!
And I’m not your honey
I’m not your miss thang
I’m not some little princess
For half of this bar to bang
I understand now
That this bar spawns ugly things
And I won’t give in to the eagle
With the wind beneath his wings.
Repeat Chorus